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2011 Dead Pool

His Daddy - 27
Carrie - 15
Seth - 14
Stephy - 13
Jay - 13

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18 January 2011 - 23:33The 2011 Dead Pool Official Selections

It was a helluva race last year, and it’s shaping up to be a HUGE game this year!  Even before we could finish this post, one team has earned 12 points!  That’s right, from the time Steph sent her in picks to the time we posted this, one of her picks kicked the bucket.

Does that mean Guy is not in the running this year?  Does this mean that Seth should be shaking in his size 13′s?

Take a look below and see how the kids wagered this year.

BTW — red = dead

The Angels

Player Picks Rubber Corpse
Bouche Zsa Zsa Gabor, Kirk Douglas, Aretha Franklin, Jack Klugman, Ernest Borgnine Nancy Reagan
Carrie Elizabeth Taylor, Fidel Castro, Lindsay Lohan, Andy Rooney, Michael Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor
Fitzie Fidel Castro, Kirk Douglas, Robert Duvall, Kim Jong Il, Eli Wallach Zsa Zsa Gabor
James Fury Richard Simmons, Leif Garret, Betty White, Kirk Douglas, Queen Elizabeth Al Davis
Kellie Kirk Douglas, Betty White, Peter O’Toole, Nelson Mandela, Nancy Reagan Mickey Rooney
Maria Gene Wilder, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Aretha Franklin, Billy Graham Owen Wilson
Sara Betthy White, Morgan Freeman, Hugh Hefner, Andy Griffith, Jimmy Carter Miley Cyrus
Sugarbear Kirk Douglas, Penny Marshall, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Dick Cheney, Eli Wallach Michael J. Fox

The Devils

Player Picks Rubber Corpse
Gregyfresh Kirk Douglas, Jean Kennedy, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Jerry Lewis, Dick Clark Fidel Castro
Guy Oscar Niemeyer, Michael Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Betty Ford, Billy Graham Harry Morgan
His Daddy Zsa Zsa Gabor, Kirk Douglas, Dolores Hope, Sargent Shriver, Jeff Conaway Stephen Hawking
Jay Zsa Zsa Gabor, Kirk Douglas, Kim Jong Il, Jerry Lewis, Elizabeth Taylor Joaquin Phoenix
Jess Chuck Berry, Aretha Franklin, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas
Kermit Aretha Franklin, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Betty Ford, Jerry Lewis, Dick Clark Ernest Borgnine
Roger Dick Clark, Sean Connery, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse, Betty White Tommy Lee Jones
Sam Bob Barker, Michael Douglas, Doris Day, Nancy Reagan, Dick Cheney Robin Williams
Scuba Michael Douglas, Dick Clark, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Elizabeth Taylor, Johnny Pesky Chuck Berry
Seth Jack LaLanne, Don Pardo, Roman Totenberg, Douglas Slocombe, Patty Andrews Andy Rooney
Stephy Zsa Zsa Gabor, Aretha Franklin, Gerry Rafferty, Ayatollah Ali-Khameni, Fergie Frederiksen Kim Jong Il
Summer Zsa Zsa Gabor, Michael Douglas, Aretha Franklin, Bruce Sundlun, Oscar Niemeyer Fidel Castro
Tim Dick Clark, George H.W. Bush, BB King, Dick Van Dyke, Chuck Berry Andy Griffith

Remember, if they’re in red, they’re dead!

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7 January 2011 - 23:04And the 2010 winner is….

Seth is our 2010 Winner

All hail Seth! Prognosticator of Death for 2010!


We thought Guy had the lead, but that’s because we gave him credit for Kirk Douglas.  For some reason it was entered into our databases that Kirk Douglas died on Dec. 1st, when in actuality he’s still alive!

That means if you take two points away from Guy’s 17 points (1 for the December death, and 1 because Guy’s a devil), Guy comes in 2nd with 15 points.  Congratulations Seth on being the most morbid prognosticator on the web!  If you want to double-check our math, you can see who everyone picked here.

The final scores are as follows:

Player Type Points
Seth Angel 16
Guy Devil 15
C-Boz Devil 13
MillieJOW Devil 13
HisDaddy Devil 13
Dawn Devil 9
Kermit Devil 7
Carrie Devil 7
Fitzie Angel 5
Jim Angel 5
Kellie Angel 5
Noel Angel 5
Summer Angel 5
Andy Angel 5
Barry Angel 5
Fil Angel 5
Jared Angel 5
Maria Angel 5
Sara Angel 5
Bouch Devil 0
Scuba Devil 0
Jack Devil 0
Jodi Devil 0
Sugarbear Devil 0

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1 January 2010 - 0:01Congratulations GUY (You Ass!)

Guy once again astounded funeral home managers everywhere with his incredible nose for picking the dwindling lifespans of the famous.  For the second year in a row, Guy is the HisDaddy.com Dead Pool Champion!

Prizes will be announced soon (as soon as our sponsors get over their guilt of sponsoring a Dead Pool) — but unfortunately for Guy, the first place prize isn’t a kiss on the mouth by HisDaddy, like he asked.

The final tally for 2009 went like this:

18 points – Guy (first place)
12 points – Bouch (second place)
11 points – Jay (third place)
9 points – Adam, MillieJOW
5 points – Meem
4 points – Kendall
0 points – Andy, Fil, HisDaddy, Kellie, Kermit, Lamont, Noel

Congratulations to everyone who finished much higher than Andy, Fil, HisDaddy, Kellie, Kermit, Lamont, and Noel — who all apparently suck at this.

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25 June 2009 - 18:40Shamoff!

“Beat It” now takes on a whole new meaning.

It’s official — Michael Jackson has moonwalked through the Pearly Gates.

Back when we started this Dead Pool, we all laughed when J picked Michael Jackson to die in 2009.  But once again, he shows us that he doesn’t have a PhD for nothing.

J has now tied for second place with Bouch in the HisDaddy.com 2009 Dead Pool!  That gives J seven more points, and two chances to overtake Guy for the lead.  Mind you, Guy has 12 points, so both J and Bouch will need one of their remaining picks to die by the end of July to take the lead, or in August to tie Guy.

As for the rest of us — our celebs better hurry up and get to dying!

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23 June 2009 - 18:04Ed Bites It — Bouch Scores!

Yes! I am dead, sir!

So our very own Jenny B, aka “Bouch” scored big today upon finding out that Ed McMahon had bitten the dust!

Because Ed died in June, Bouch is entitled to 7 points (12 in January, going down to 1 in December) for the HisDaddy.com 2009 Dead Pool.  This mean Bouch shoots up the charts to a solid second place behind last year’s co-champ, Guy.

Guy still has a 5 point lead, but the year is barely half over.  There are plenty of other celebs in the game that don’t look like they’re going to make it that long.

And I just want to thank all the good doctors for giving Steve Jobs a new liver, and screwing me out of my victory.  Bastards.

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1 November 2007 - 14:03Rock The House

Finally, the structure, she is back.

Content shall be forthcoming. I’m going through any old posts to see if I want to keep any of them. There should be new stuff tonight.

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