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2011 Dead Pool

His Daddy - 27
Carrie - 15
Seth - 14
Stephy - 13
Jay - 13

5 January 2012 - 14:56Who Owned 2011?!

His Daddy's victory dance
His Daddy doing a victory dance!

That’s right — HIS DADDY!

After years and years of trying to become Death himself, His Daddy drove ahead with a sweeping victory over the dead pool contestants.  He was one of three players to have one of his picks expire in January, but quickly followed it up with picks in May and September.

He was the only player to have three of his full picks expire.  Many others had two.

Congratulations to His Daddy!  He’ll be received a nice bottle of The Macallan 12-Year Scotch for his victory.

The final totals were as follows:

His Daddy – 27
Carrie – 15
Seth – 14
Jay – 13 (tie)
Stephy – 13 (tie)
Scuba – 11
Kermit – 7 (tie)
Roger – 7 (tie)
Summer – 7 (tie)
Bouche – 5 (tie)
Fitzie – 5 (tie)
James Fury – 5 (tie)
Kellie – 5 (tie)
Maria – 5 (tie)
Sarajaynerxo9 – 5 (tie)
Sugarbear – 5 (tie)
Gregyfresh – 0
Jess – 0
Sam – 0
Tim – 0

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18 January 2011 - 23:33The 2011 Dead Pool Official Selections

It was a helluva race last year, and it’s shaping up to be a HUGE game this year!  Even before we could finish this post, one team has earned 12 points!  That’s right, from the time Steph sent her in picks to the time we posted this, one of her picks kicked the bucket.

Does that mean Guy is not in the running this year?  Does this mean that Seth should be shaking in his size 13′s?

Take a look below and see how the kids wagered this year.

BTW — red = dead

The Angels

Player Picks Rubber Corpse
Bouche Zsa Zsa Gabor, Kirk Douglas, Aretha Franklin, Jack Klugman, Ernest Borgnine Nancy Reagan
Carrie Elizabeth Taylor, Fidel Castro, Lindsay Lohan, Andy Rooney, Michael Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor
Fitzie Fidel Castro, Kirk Douglas, Robert Duvall, Kim Jong Il, Eli Wallach Zsa Zsa Gabor
James Fury Richard Simmons, Leif Garret, Betty White, Kirk Douglas, Queen Elizabeth Al Davis
Kellie Kirk Douglas, Betty White, Peter O’Toole, Nelson Mandela, Nancy Reagan Mickey Rooney
Maria Gene Wilder, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Aretha Franklin, Billy Graham Owen Wilson
Sara Betthy White, Morgan Freeman, Hugh Hefner, Andy Griffith, Jimmy Carter Miley Cyrus
Sugarbear Kirk Douglas, Penny Marshall, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Dick Cheney, Eli Wallach Michael J. Fox

The Devils

Player Picks Rubber Corpse
Gregyfresh Kirk Douglas, Jean Kennedy, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Jerry Lewis, Dick Clark Fidel Castro
Guy Oscar Niemeyer, Michael Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Betty Ford, Billy Graham Harry Morgan
His Daddy Zsa Zsa Gabor, Kirk Douglas, Dolores Hope, Sargent Shriver, Jeff Conaway Stephen Hawking
Jay Zsa Zsa Gabor, Kirk Douglas, Kim Jong Il, Jerry Lewis, Elizabeth Taylor Joaquin Phoenix
Jess Chuck Berry, Aretha Franklin, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas
Kermit Aretha Franklin, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Betty Ford, Jerry Lewis, Dick Clark Ernest Borgnine
Roger Dick Clark, Sean Connery, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse, Betty White Tommy Lee Jones
Sam Bob Barker, Michael Douglas, Doris Day, Nancy Reagan, Dick Cheney Robin Williams
Scuba Michael Douglas, Dick Clark, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Elizabeth Taylor, Johnny Pesky Chuck Berry
Seth Jack LaLanne, Don Pardo, Roman Totenberg, Douglas Slocombe, Patty Andrews Andy Rooney
Stephy Zsa Zsa Gabor, Aretha Franklin, Gerry Rafferty, Ayatollah Ali-Khameni, Fergie Frederiksen Kim Jong Il
Summer Zsa Zsa Gabor, Michael Douglas, Aretha Franklin, Bruce Sundlun, Oscar Niemeyer Fidel Castro
Tim Dick Clark, George H.W. Bush, BB King, Dick Van Dyke, Chuck Berry Andy Griffith

Remember, if they’re in red, they’re dead!

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7 January 2011 - 23:04And the 2010 winner is….

Seth is our 2010 Winner

All hail Seth! Prognosticator of Death for 2010!

SETH!

We thought Guy had the lead, but that’s because we gave him credit for Kirk Douglas.  For some reason it was entered into our databases that Kirk Douglas died on Dec. 1st, when in actuality he’s still alive!

That means if you take two points away from Guy’s 17 points (1 for the December death, and 1 because Guy’s a devil), Guy comes in 2nd with 15 points.  Congratulations Seth on being the most morbid prognosticator on the web!  If you want to double-check our math, you can see who everyone picked here.

The final scores are as follows:

Player Type Points
Seth Angel 16
Guy Devil 15
C-Boz Devil 13
MillieJOW Devil 13
HisDaddy Devil 13
Dawn Devil 9
Kermit Devil 7
Carrie Devil 7
Fitzie Angel 5
Jim Angel 5
Kellie Angel 5
Noel Angel 5
Summer Angel 5
Andy Angel 5
Barry Angel 5
Fil Angel 5
Jared Angel 5
Maria Angel 5
Sara Angel 5
Bouch Devil 0
Scuba Devil 0
Jack Devil 0
Jodi Devil 0
Sugarbear Devil 0

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31 December 2010 - 14:55Get Your 2011 Picks In!

Okay, the 2011 Dead Pool season is upon us, and we need your picks NOW!

You get to pick five celebrities who may  die in 2011.  If they do, you get points.  If they don’t you may or may not get points.  You can see the official rules and regulations click here, or on that Dead Pool  link at the top of the screen.

Rumor on the street is that this year’s game is being sponsored by the brainiacs over at Foolosopher Trivia!

To submit your picks – send an email to daddy@hisdaddy.com complete with your five regular picks, your rubber pick, and whether you are an angel or a devil.

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31 December 2010 - 14:47Getting Down To The Wire

He who will not be spoken is coming for your picks!

There are just a handful of hours left in 2010, which means we could see a big upset, or we could see Guy win  yet again in his THIRD Dead Pool victory!  (well, his first was a co-victory, technically)

We’ve updated the standings below and over to the right, and you can see that Guy leads, but not by much.  Overall, the Devils are leading over the Angels.  This is killing us.  Get it?  Killing us?

Player Type Points
Seth Angel 16
Guy Devil 15
C-Boz Devil 13
MillieJOW Devil 13
HisDaddy Devil 13
Dawn Devil 9
Kermit Devil 7
Carrie Devil 7
Fitzie Angel 5
Jim Angel 5
Kellie Angel 5
Noel Angel 5
Summer Angel 5
Andy Angel 5
Barry Angel 5
Fil Angel 5
Jared Angel 5
Maria Angel 5
Sara Angel 5
Bouch Devil 0
Scuba Devil 0
Jack Devil 0
Jodi Devil 0
Sugarbear Devil 0

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27 March 2010 - 2:53I Really Don’t Like MillieJOW

But, we WAS robbed!

So with this year’s Dead Pool I knew I had a lock: that old creepy lady from Poltergeist was absolutely on Death’s door, and I was going to sneak into first place and not look back.  And I did, albeit a few days late.

Only MillieJOW snuck in right behind me!

Millie lives in probably the best part of Florida, every night slinging drinks to happy people with loud, happy music.  She’s got a great place to live and great weather and if ever there was someone borrowing heavily from the Bank of Karma, it would be her.  But it was an absolute punch in the pants for me to take such a huge, important early lead only to have her pee all over it literally HOURS LATER!

J.D. freaking Salinger died only hours after Mrs. Creepy, and guess who picked him to die?  Fats Florida.

I feel like Millie’s avatars should be of famous gamblers and hustlers — Kenny Rogers, Paul Newman, or even Jackie Gleason.  I got played.  I got rooked.

I’m wondering… maybe I should start putting up Facebook fan pages to Millie, and trying to make her famous so that I can pick her as one of my choices for next year?  Maybe that’s how I’ll finally beat her?

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1 January 2010 - 0:02The 2010 Dead Pool – Official Selections

Yep, those morbid contestants have put some serious thought into it, and have decidedly prognosticated upon which famous people around the world will not make it through 2010.

The names are from all over: actors, musicians, politicians, scientists, criminals — you name it!  All people that have made plenty of headlines, and are now expected to be getting some headstones.

So without further ado, we bring you the official selections of the 2010 HisDaddy.com Dead Pool!

BTW — red = dead

The Angels

Player Picks Rubber Corpse
Andy Wayne Newton, Dick Clark, Julie Andrews, Peter O’Toole, Tom Smothers Jack Nicklaus
Barry Sean Connery, Colin Powell, Matt Lauer, Gary Sinese, Larry King Katie Couric
Fil Amy Winehouse, BB King, Dick Clark, Lindsay Lohan, Little Wayne Nancy Reagan
Fitzie Elizabeth Edwards, Muhammed Ali, Fidel Castro, Kirk Douglas, Willie Nelson Lindsay Lohan
Jared Dustin Diamond, Bobby Brown, Jean Claude van Damme, Donald Sutherland, Treat Williams Steve-O
Jim Steve-O, Lindsay Lohan, Kirk Douglas, Mickey Rooney, Dick Clark Flavor Flav
Kellie Kirk Douglas, Betty White, Peter O’Toole, Nelson Mandela, Nancy Reagan Mickey Rooney
Maria Gene Wilder, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Barker, Betty White, Liza Minnelli Kanye West
Noel Rush Limbaugh, Lindsay Lohan, Queen Elizabeth II, Kirk Douglas, Amy Winehouse Fidel Castro
Sara Andy Griffith, Fidel Castro, Keith Richards, Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman Lindsay Lohan
Seth Andy Rooney, Elizabeth Taylor, John Forsythe, Bob Barker, Tony Curtis Amy Winehouse
Summer Zsa Zsa Gabor, Nancy Reagan, Fidel Castro, Kirk Douglas, Jack LaLanne Billy Graham

The Devils

Player Picks Rubber Corpse
Bouch Dick Clark, Elizabeth Taylor, Roger Ebert, Kirk Douglas, Pete Doherty Fidel Castro
Carrie Fidel Castro, Nancy Reagan, George Steinbrenner , Michael Lohan, Jodie Sweetin Kim Jong Il
C-Boz Jack LaLanne, Barbara Billigsley, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Lena Horne Kyle Busch
Dawn Dennis Hopper, Jack Klugman, Bernard Madoff, Billy Graham, Nancy Reagan Joaquin Phoenix
Guy Gloria Stuart, John Forsythe, Kirk Douglas, Muhammad Ali, Ernest Borgnine Fidel Castro
His Daddy Zelda Rubinstein, Ronnie Biggs, Stephen Hawking, Pauline Phillips (Dear Abby), Sargent Shriver Annette Funicello
Jack Amy Winehouse, Fidel Castro, The Pope, Sylvester Stallone, Michael J. Fox Bernard Madoff
Jodi Dolores Hope, Andy Rooney, Betty Ford, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Barbara Kent Liz Taylor
Kermit Nancy Reagan, Kirk Douglas, Eli Wallach, Betty Ford, George Steinbrenner Dick Clark
MillieJOW Kirk Douglas, Jack Klugman, Fidel Castro, Betty Ford, JD Salinger Jerry Lewis
Scuba Zsa Zsa Gabor, Amy Winehouse, Kirk Douglas, Michael J. Fox, Latoya Jackson Jerry Lewis
Sugarbear Nelson Mandella, Eli Wallach, Betty Ford, Mickey Rooney, Dick Clark Johnny Pesky

Note: we’ll be linking to more celebrity bios soon — this is painstaking!

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28 December 2009 - 20:28We Will Now Hear Your Pleas

If you would like to participate in this year’s Dead Pool and haven’t yet been invited, please feel free to comment on this post telling us why we should consider you.

The Dead Pool is comprised of experts from all walks of life.  Their prognostications are highly-valued, and thus we only invite people who show incredible knowledge of the life cycle.

Well that, and comedic value.

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20 December 2009 - 23:06The 2010 Dead Pool Is Here!

This is Guy. He just killed these fish.

You heard right, kids, the 2010 Dead Pool has officially been opened!

The event is still invitation-only.  This year we will again make it possible for people not invited to plea their cases, but until then, start thinking about who you think isn’t going to make it to 2011.

Our friend Guy tied for first in the 2008 match, and is clearly in the lead now in 2009.  There’s still another week or so left, so maybe somebody can pull a miracle out of a coffin?

If you haven’t checked out the official rules for the Dead Pool, click on the link at the top of the screen!

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1 July 2009 - 17:31The Graveyards of San Francisco

He had a funny nose, and now he has a coffin.

And just like that, Guy regained the lead.

The world lost a solid actor in Karl Malden today (1912 – 2009).  Perhaps most famous for his role as Detective Lt. Mike Stone on the 70′s hit show, The Streets of San Francisco, Malden was in a ton of movies and television shows during a career than spanned most of the 20th century.

There’s very little chance anybody can beat Guy this year.  Which makes us wonder… is he just a really good prognosticator, or is he perhaps taking a more active role in ensuring his victory?

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