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2 January 2009 - 13:372009 Dead Pool

Famous people are going to die this year — can you guess which ones will go for it?

A dead pool is where you pick three celebrities that you guess will die that calendar year. The person who picks the most celebrities win. As a tie-breaker, points are scored for the month in which the celebrity died. For example, if the celebrity dies in January, you get 12 points. In February, you get 11, all the way down to only 1 point in December.

We invited many HisDaddy.com regulars to share with us their 2009 Dead Pool picks. Here they are:

Lamont – Fidel Castro, Mick Mars, Mary-Kate Olsen

His Daddy – Fidel Castro, Steve Jobs, Kirk Douglas

MillieJOW – Barack Obama, Patrick Swayze, Eunice Kennedy Shriver

Kellie – Peter O’Toole, Betty White, Kirk Douglas

Guy – Sen. Claiborne Pell, Karl Malden, Kirk Douglas

Kermit – Zsa Zsa Gabor, Nancy Reagan, Scott Weiland

Adam – Patrick Swayze, Ted Kennedy, George Steinbrenner

Andy – Amy Winehouse, Robert Redford, Morgan Freeman

Fil – Kirk Douglas, Elizabeth Taylor, Scott Weiland

Meem – Amy Winehouse, Mickey Rooney, Ted Kennedy

Bouch – Betty White, Ed McMahon, Ted Kennedy

Noel – Kirk Douglas, Amy Winehouse, An Olsen Twin

J – Patrick Swayze, Amy Winehouse, Michael Jackson

Kendall – Steve Jobs, Patrick Swayze, Nancy Reagan

Which three celebrities would you pick?

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2 January 2009 - 0:51Fucking Guy!

He was a friend of students, and a friend of Guy.

So Guy, one of the Dead Pool contestants, is just good at predicting death.

For last year’s Dead Pool the fucker picked Charlton Heston, Claiborne Pell, and Amy Winehouse. He scored pretty sweet points with Heston — enough to land a tie with Roger. And if Pell had died just a few hours sooner, he’d have taken the title all solo-like.

Here I am inputting this year’s picks, and already Guy scored the maximum points with Pell. Yes, he let Pell ride, and is the first to score points (again) this year! Any chance that Guy, a Canadian cop who married a Vietnamese nail salon owner, is influencing the competition in a way that is unhealthy?

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1 January 2009 - 15:492008 Dead Pool Winners

These two may just be immortal.

It’s official — the year is over, and this year TWO contestants won the Dead Pool.

Congrats to Roger and Guy for their stunning victories.  The final tally was:

WINNER (TIE) – Guy – 9
WINNER (TIE) – Roger – 9

Kellie – 4
Dave – 0
HisDaddy – 0
J – 0
Kermit – 0
Lamont – 0
MillieJOW – 0
Rockstar – 0
Steve – 0
Stoney – 0

Congrats to everyone who scored points (that means Kellie), and shame on the rest of you chumps!

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15 October 2008 - 2:29So… Paul Newman Died!

He reaped in one movie, and now he’s been reaped.

That’s right, after months of nobody scoring any points in the Death Pool, Kellie (also known as “IE”) scored a big win with Paul Newman.

Kudos to IE for her wonderful prognostication!

Unfortunately her small victory comes at a significant expense — Paul Newman was one of the best actors of all time, and perhaps one of the greatest guys to have ever lived.  His loss is huge, and we’d have gladly thrown Amy Winehouse,  50 Cent, Dick Cheney, and a slew of other people into the pit to not lose a guy like Paul Newman.  But alas, such is life.

Congrats IE, and thank you for so many great memories and humanitarian efforts, Paul!

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7 April 2008 - 15:47Death Pool Update: Ben-Hur Becomes Ben-Dirt!

He was big, he was bad, and now he’s dead.

It took until the fourth month of competition for the first contestants to score, but the 2008 His Daddy Death Pool has finally drawn first blood!

On April 5th, legendary screen actor Charlton Heston went the way of the Dodo and passed from this world. He was 84.

This game as great news to Roger and Guy, stiff competitors and the first players to score in the heated Death Pool. Both men receive 9 points each, as it occurred in the 4th month of the year.

Taking such a quick lead over other contestants who had picked sure-to-win celebs such as Any Winehouse and Britney Spears shocked most, though not all.

“Britney was on the rocks sure,” noted new leader Guy. “But come on — Heston looked like a walking corpse! When doing research for the Pool, I was shocked to find out he was still alive!”

The Death Pool runs until 11:59:59 on December 31st, 2008.

Current Scores:
Guy – 9
Roger – 9
Everyone else – 0

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